Rev Bob and the Balrog Two: There and Back Again

THE MADNESS CONTINUED:

Viverrine on August 24, 2015 at 1:01 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

“I have had it with these m***-f*** Balrogs in these m***-f*** mines!”

NickPheas on August 24, 2015 at 1:02 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

Hello clouds, hello sky, hello pile of severed human heads.

Tenar Darell on August 24, 2015 at 1:05 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

On your left.

cmm on August 24, 2015 at 1:06 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

Won’t you be my neighbor?

Mart on August 24, 2015 at 1:16 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

“The line must be drawn HERE!”

Rev. Bob and the Balrog: The Desolation Of Brad*

*Thanks to Nigel for the addition to the title*

It all began here, on File 770, that hive of scum:

Rev. Bob on August 23, 2015 at 1:25 pm said:

(Yes, I’m catching up. Please to forgive any temporal anomalies.)

[snip]

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

The answers soon followed: 

Nigel on August 23, 2015 at 1:38 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

‘THERE AIN’T NO FLIES ON US!’

Camestros Felapton on August 23, 2015 at 2:02 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words…

“Chu for President!”

Or if Silverbob is Gandalf:
“Hare Krishna!”

Or the words of power
“E Pluribus Hugo!”

CPaca on August 23, 2015 at 2:38 pm said:

Rev Bob : I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

“Yngvi is a louse”?

Cassy B. on August 23, 2015 at 2:50 pm said:

Rev Bob : I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

My hovercraft is full of eels…?

CPaca on August 23, 2015 at 3:09 pm said:

Rev Bob : I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

“Your place or mine, big boy”?

Ginger on August 23, 2015 at 4:05 pm said:

Rev Bob : I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy?

Teemu Leisti on August 23, 2015 at 6:45 pm said:

I, for one, am very glad to see fandom standing fast upon this bridge, facing the Balrog with those immortal words that nobody here needs me to repeat.

“I say, dear sir, would you be awfully put out if I just asked you to wait here for two minutes? Much obliged.”

Vicki Rosenzweig on August 23, 2015 at 6:48 pm said:

“I am just going outside. I may be some time”?